Every now and then I have a conversation with a friend that cracks me up so much, it deserves to be put here unedited, and without commentary from me. Without further delay, I give you the comedic stylings of Brian Pflueger:
Brian: I have a juicer, a blender, a neat-o coffee maker (I actually use that one.) I've used the juicer probably... twice?
Me: bread maker? I NEED that! How else will I aquire bread stuffs?
Brian: Have you ever drank the juice of an egg?
Me: uhhhhh
Brian: It's not very good. I went around when I bought it and juiced the shit out of my pantry. Pickles! Cheese! Butter! Nothing was safe!
Me: hahahahahahahhaha! oh my god. that's horrific.
Brian: The pickles weren't horrible, actually. Stay away from cheese juice, though.
Me: I can imagine.
Brian: You might think, "Hey, I like cheese and I like juice, so..." But no.
Me: I do think that a lot.
Brian: You and me both. I had the courage to act on it.
Me: oh my god. I'm laughing so hard.
Brian: Good! Learn from my mistake! Never buy a juicer when you're bored.
And there you have it, folks.
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