6.24.2004

Wankershanks' political play of the week!

So, I know you are all hungry for some serious political analysis. Well, I won't keep you waiting any longer.

Welcome to the Wankershanks Political Play of the Week!!

This week's play focuses on our much beloved veep, Dick. Apparently, Mr. Cheney was
  • quite the potty mouth this week.

  • That's right, folks. He used "the eff word!"

    This would clearly be a major problem for the republicans... if it weren't for the CIA leak to the Weekly World News that produced
  • THIS news sensation.


  • So, obviously, this ends up being a win-win situation for Dick. He gets to prove his humanity AND mouth off to a senator he hates. He just may have screwed himself out of the maple syrup christmas basket though...

    1 comment:

    bikinikiller said...

    lol, thistle. I couldn't agree more. Anyone who can get Cheney to say "fuck" deserves a good, long time in office. If nothing else, because I like seeing the phrase "F Bomb" on Foxnews.com.