So I talked to Flavian. Porch guy is getting creepier by the day. New reports from eyewitnesses (aka flavian) indicate that porch guy was standing inside his apartment with the blinds open when flavian got home from work the other day. Oh- did I mention that porch guy was bare-assed naked?
Cause he was.
When Flavian noticed him staring, porch guy reportedly looked really pissed off.
I haven't talked to Flavian in 2 days.
I believe a candlelight vigil is in order. If anyone finds the remains of a 22 year old computer nerd, wrapped in a blanket that says "blanket" in binary, please contact me immediately.
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