You too can own a li'l slice of Satan!

We've all heard the stories about Jesus appearing in a waffle, or a bunion that is the spitting image of the Virgin Mary.

Really, it's about time that Satan made a cameo. And make one he did! With the same flourish of style and hint of irony that we've come to expect from the prince of darkness, he appeared to a pet shop owner in the form of a turtle... named Lucky.


Apparently, the evidence is piling up that this turtle is, in fact, the merciless ruler of hell. Consider the following:

-Lucky was the only animal to survive a fire at Dora's A-Dora-ble Pet Shop
-The cause of the fire remains a mystery
-The fire raged for hours, much longer than a non-satanic turtle could hold its breath
-Oh yeah, and there's a creepy outline of a horned goat-thing on his back

Demonic turtle 4, harmless amphibian 0.

The only evidence that has come forward so far to suggest Lucky's innocence is the fact that "there was no change in [Lucky's] behavior" after the fire. Oh, and the fact that he's a turtle.

And hey, if that's enough to help you sleep at night, go right ahead and buy into the deceit, my friend. But if you want the whole truth behind this turtle's rise to power, ebay has your back.