He's a "Sometimes Cookie" monster now

Sesame Street's beloved Cookie Monster is officially on the wagon.on the wagon. http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/07/tv.cookie.lessmonster.ap/index.html

That's right, folks. According to a an urgent CNN report, the cookie monster is

... now advocating eating healthy. There's even a new song -- "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods.

It's a sad day for pastries and deserts everywhere when their biggest supporter has become a health-obsessed turncoat.