10.02.2004

Debate, blah, blah.

As if we didn't all know it already, Kerry kicked Bush's ass during last night's debate.

The only reason I'm stating the blatantly obvious is because, apparently, it isn't obvious to a lot of really dumb people.
So this post is just for you, dumb people.

When a debater looks like a frustrated chimp who can't find his banana, that's probably a good indication that he didn't win the debate. When a debater resorts to impatient shrugs and mumbles, he didn't win the debate. When a debater uses the phrase "we thought we'd whip more of em going in" in reference to a controversial war, he damn sure didn't win the debate.

You know it's true, you sneaky republican spinsters, you.

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