9.01.2004

My Dearest Francis

Dear Hurricane Francis,

Please note that I have not taunted you once in this blog. I have not doubted your ability to fuck my shit up, nor have I questioned your ability to commit to a path.

That being said, scootch a bit more to the North, if it pleases you, and go do some damage to another state. I hear they have some nice stuff on the coast of Georgia.

If you insist on visiting Florida, I hear there are lovely accomodations north of St. Augustine. The Central Florida area really has nothing to offer. Don't let all those tourists fool you.

Love always,
MsBikinikiller

PS- you fuck with my electricity and I will fuck with you, sister.

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