Something that might interest you

Yes, we have security cameras where I work. And yes, the monitors are situated on my desk.

Why do you people feel the need to stare directly into security cameras? What goes through your heads as you're looking at one? Have you ever found a freakin' cupcake in one? Might there be a happy leprochaun living inside, just waiting to be found so that it can share it's pot of gold with you? Is that what you think?

Well, I'll tell you what really happens when you stare at a security camera. I stare back. AND I LAUGH.

Like I said, just something I thought you all might like to know. Now don't say I never did anything for you.