I mean, really. I thought I had seen it all after that silly attempt to boycott wine because France didn't want to go off playing cowboys in the middle east.
But this... this is really something.
Who knew that jingoistic tomato paste was even possible? I'll bet these are the same shmucks who started frantically replacing their French's mustard with Heinz' mustard thanks to the urban legendthat the former was anti-american. That one really bit ya in the ass, didn't it, right wing freakos?
Eh... who am I kidding? I'm only outraged because I didn't think of it first. There's nothing more all-american than capitalizing on fear.
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